As expected of the Spring Festival Gala, it was as awkward as ever.
Seemingly still a group of familiar people, in familiar days arranged a familiar program, but every year can have a new embarrassment.
Don't tell me, it's not easy.
There is no need to preside over the lineup.
Ren Luyu was in charge, sa Beining and Negmati were guarded on both sides, and Longyang and Ma Fanshu were placed in the middle.
Worthy of being the host of the front desk, he just slips away.
The four sub-venues set up this year are also a little bit said.
In Shenyang, Liaoning, Changsha, Hunan, Xi'an, Shaanxi and Kashgar, Xinjiang, we can see that every place is trying its best to show its elegant demeanor.
However, as far as the programs in the main venue are concerned, they are a bit speechless.
When viewers watch the Spring Festival Gala, it must be language programs that mobilize the atmosphere. A big family is gathered in front of the TV. As long as everyone laughs, the flavor of the New year will burst out in an instant.
I still remember that the previous year what "photo studio" left everyone a laughingstock for a year.
This time, it really did not disappoint the audience.
First of all, it is "Yue Yunpeng mouth ladle" on the hot search.
"his crosstalk gets ruthless bad reviews from the whole family every year", "ugly year after year", and "Yue Yunpeng's crosstalk is not as funny as Xiao sa's words."
"I thought it was a tongue twister, but I don't understand why his poor level can be on the Spring Festival Gala" and "our classmates made it up better than this."
What did Xiao Yueyue say that could make the audience so angry, even spicy "not as good as my classmates"?
Generally speaking, it is reciting poems.
This is really dead. After the "five rings" is finished, we can only begin to recite poems.
It starts with "you have culture, I have culture", which sounds like it was written by an uneducated person.
Confucius said, Mencius said, after all, Laozi said, find out "your grandson" again, everything is so natural and nothing new.
Then he said that he likes to recite poems, recite a very difficult one, and recite the sentence "I don't understand as much as you do."
If two people want to play Flying Flower order, that is, if there is something in one person's poem, the other will say something to the poem.
Xiang Yu on this side, Li Bai on the other side, Zhou Yu and er Qiao on this side, Li Bai, Wang Lun and "will want to do" on the other side. Don't ask, it's just a stumbling block.
Then the two have to face each other again.
To tell you the truth, I think this sentence is the funniest part of the whole program.
Then he said,"Squat up if you can't do it right. No, don't you want to play on stage?"
Sure enough, Xiaoyue couldn't tell any of them. When Sun Yue said a word, he squatted up. To tell you the truth, I even felt extremely embarrassed to describe it.
The audience below the stage laughed very reluctantly. Even Yue Yunpeng couldn't remember the last poem and had to write a cheat sheet at the top. I didn't understand the meaning of this.
We say that Deyun Society has been hot for so many years, and those who are celebrating the Spring Festival have offered such a stupid program. The two of them have been standing forcefully for almost ten minutes. Is it too unreasonable?
"can that be the same?" no less than that, with "rotten stem" on the hot search.
The mouth of netizens will also be relentless, because this sketch is really and ugly.
Just looking at the screenshots is already annoying.
The story is that the daughter went back to her son-in-law's house for the Spring Festival, but the first three years were all at the woman's house, and the woman's mother did not agree to go there.
Just when I thought my father-in-law was going to take the stage to rob people, the three members of the family here began to do things again.
Can you believe that this sketch begins to explain "double bids" in a serious way?
No, there is no Internet connection in your village. You can do whatever you want.
The eldest daughter jumped onto the sofa and wrapped herself in a ball to act cute to her mother. In fact, I thought Zhang Ruonan was a little surprised, but the program was so boring.
There is even more boring, "the mind of the director".
Even my father and my wife will feel noisy, and my uncle will scoff at the level that the screenwriter is out of stock.
Other people's horse season is "nose, eyes and mouth", you are here to play a person's different ideas, acting around is playing tricks.
Group crosstalk can be innovative, but it is not a group of people standing together to play funny and crazy.
It is 2024 years, the crosstalk of the Spring Festival Gala is still talking about what the boss is going to do.
Crosstalk performers can also say, "I want to see if the phone has power," the awkward toe-scratching answer.
Speechless, speechless.
There are even more speechless.
The Spring Festival Gala moved the sketches performed before to the scene directly.
When I saw the show "can't talk", I even began to wonder if there was something wrong with my memory system.
Sure enough, I saw it before "I can't open my mouth" and went on the hot search again.
In fact, this sketch is not even a funny work in the original variety "annual comedy contest" series.
As a result, I gave you what I have seen. It is really a program that is more amazing than another. Can it be a bit more fooling?
ConclusionDuring the four-hour Spring Festival Gala, there are only a few language programs in total. If it is really not good, we can either allocate more time to several combinations, like the Liaoning Spring Festival Gala, where the quality is not enough to collect.
Or, there is no one, let the real school of singing will have a real singing feast.
It's not easy for the New year. You're a little awkward.
The last Shen Teng and Ma Li, really do not see do not know, a look startled.
The original "Shen Ma group" can also be bored to this extent, what "humble house is not cold", the whole program popped up a "outside eight inside eight" stem.
There was no beginning and no end, and suddenly the three people directly left the field and jumped to Ren Suxi to sing.
He was scolded every year, and he became more and more perfunctory year after year.
That's it, can you blame the audience for not watching?
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